至於我呢D死守學生村的學生,一直睇住鄰居搬出搬入的興替,呢個學期來了加拿大女生安娜終於是一個正常又愛交際的女生,佢來時大家開了個Party,佢走時我們亦來個Party送佢返屋企。Party沒甚特別,來不開飲洒播音樂。不過安娜未走之前,已來了另一個法國黑人女生瑪嘉烈,亦似是一個好人。同層挪威人口無禁忌喜歡玩弄歧視爛gag,昨天便來了個十分長加認真加十分不適合Party場合的討論,甚麼nigger冒犯定不冒犯,我覺得對我來說是having a laugh,只要知道甚麼場合說什麼笑話,其實甚麼玩笑也可以了。
從老爸身上學習,從音樂上學習,從幽默學習。Always look on the bright side of death,Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it,Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show,
Keep ‘em laughing as you go.
眼淚停不了,用笑聲壓制。
繼續尤默。
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you’re chewing on life’s gristle
Don’t grumble, give a whistle.
And this’ll help things turn out for the best.
And….
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
Always look on the bright side of life, (whistle)
If life seems jolly rotten,
There’s something you’ve forgotten,
And that’s to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you’re feeling in the dumps,
Don’t be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle, that’s the thing.
And…
Always look on the bright side of life. (whistle)
Come on…
Always look on the bright side of life…
For life is quite absurd,
And death’s the final word,
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin,
Give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow.
So always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath,
Life’s a piece of shit,
When you look at it,
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true.
You’ll see it’s all a show,
Keep ‘em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And always look on the bright side of life,
Always look on the right side of life,
Come on guys, cheer up.
Always look on the bright side of life.
Worse things happen at sea, you know.
Always look on the bright side of life.
I mean – what have you got to lose?
You know, you come from nothing,
you’re going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!
之前看了【Melodi Grand Prix2010】,即挪威選當地代表參選Eurovision的節目,確實是很好笑,都是一班很渴望做歌手(明星/idol)的人參加。
節目最要命的是要參賽者重覆又重覆唱同一首參賽歌曲,最後當然是以《My Heart is yours》這位挪威版Brad pitt的靚囝Didrik Solli-Tangen大比數贏了。無可否認他的歌確實是又悶又不夠好,他的唱亦一樣,低音尤其弱,贏應該七成靠樣。所以在節目中我已跟友人說Bjørn Johan Muri的《Yes Man》(睇片,真係依然好好笑)是最好,最POP,符合現在電台裏的流行曲標準,會是一首hit song。在節目裏已聽了數次,已記得怎唱首歌,絕對是出色的洗腦pop song。
怎料,絕非馬後炮,最近在電台聽到數次Bjørn Johan Muri的《Yes Man》,心想難道真是成了hit song?是的,確實成了大hit single,三週number one,反而冠軍《My Heart is yours》則從未冠軍。
你聽,Bjørn Johan Muri的《Yes Man》確實是出色的pop song,你聽,帶著a-ha年代的new wave血脈,卻能聽到像The Killers的pop rock 的glam層次,其實說串了是更有著大紅的本地薑Donkeyboy的「現代懷舊」式的pop 神韻。由verse到chorus的鍵盤過度得幾咁美妙,抵你hit 啦。oh,但原來作曲者不是Bjørn Johan Muri本人,那就真係爭好遠。